Friday, February 12, 2010

Idiots Stand Up


Idiots Stand Up

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said
the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his
feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the
teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself."

Note: A stupid man who answers every question with "I Don't Know" is
truly wise for he is never wrong.


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