LEO2 . the bobbitt hillbillies

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John. A poor Ex-Marine
with a little fraction gone- It seems one night after getting with the
wife She Lopped off his Dong with the swipe of a knife.
PENIS, That Is.
Clean Cut.
Missed His Nuts.

 

Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side And Lorena's
in the car taking Willie for a ride She soon got tired of her
purple-headed friend And tossed him out the window as she came around a
bend.
CURVE, That is
Tossed the Nub
In the Shrub.

 

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack And they called out the
hounds just to get his Weenie back They sniffed and they barked and they
pointed "over there!" To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
FOUND, That is
By a Fence.
Evidence.

 

Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long So a Dick Doc said, "Hey
I can fix that dong." A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need And
the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed.
WHIZZED, That Is
Even Seam,
Straight Stream.

 

Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court With a
half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short They cleared her of
assault and acquitted him of rape And his pecker was the only thing they
didn't show on tape.
VIDEO, That Is
Unexposed.
Case Closed.

 

Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now,
Ya Hear......