LEO2 -: Canoe

Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come
to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the
stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an
old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding the bridge safe, the two
women proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman stops and says
to the other,

"I've always wanted to be like the guys, and pee off a bridge."

The other woman looks around and says,

"Well, I don't see anyone around, now's your chance!"

The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to the
side of the bridge. As she begins to pee, she looks over her
shoulder.

"Holly shit!" she exclaims, "I just pissed in a canoe!"

Alarmed, the second woman hurries over, and peeks down at the
stream below.

"Calm down," she says. "That wasn't a canoe you pissed in, it was
just your cunt reflection."

 

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